~Daily Routine~

well.. prematura has entered the last semester in his awful boring college life. It turns out tht the last semester well suits him.. Luckily for him, ther are only 3 courses, which he thinks that he can manage for a change.. This semester has made him lazy beyond anybody's wildest imagination...

Recipe for Day:

12:00 noon -- Wake up time with a standard deviation of an hour..
still half asleep, his finger reaches for the computer power button automatically.. goes to brush teeth.. comes back and finds computer hasnt loaded yet.. waits impatiently.. gets pissed of in life.. and goes for lunch!!

12:30 pm -- After having shit in the mess.. he comes and starts yahoo and msn messenger for any offline messages.. finds none.. and opens orkut(his fav pastime)

1:30 pm -- still stuck with this orkut thing.. posts some really horrible messages.. pissing of some manU and schumi fans in the process.. for a change opens yahoo mail.. and find same forwards keep filling his mailbox..deletes everythin

4.00 pm -- wakes up from his short nap.. and goes for tea..which apparently tastes like some medicine.. but he has to keep himself awake till night..

5:30 pm -- checks his blog.. irritated by number of posts in his blog.. he decides to write another like the one u r reading right now..

7:00 pm -- goes to the bogs for a bath.. but finds no water in bogs.. irritated, he comes back to his room.. and sprays a hell lot of Deoderant all over him..

8:00 pm -- comes back to his room.. and find the quake server on.. closes all applications in computer.. and plays quake..

10:00 pm -- after 2 hrs of quake session.. our man decides to have a coffee in gurunath.. with a few jobless friends..

11:00 pm -- checks his orkut for new posts.. then all of a sudden 'cling' comes another chat friend.. goes on for hours.. talk on the most nonsense topic, u can think of..

1:00 am -- plans to watch a movie..which turns out to b a big flop movie..so ends up watchin same old episodes of friends..

3:00 am -- yawns big time.. so decides to go to bed.. stares at the ceiling and thinks "wht to do in life" .. and then suddenly remembers about his BTP work..
so, takes up his daily oath to do it tomorrow morning with out fail.. and crashes.. zZZzZZz
(to be continued)

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you have just now read the daily schedule of one of the most laziest guys in IIT.. and you would definitely feel happy that you achieve atleast somethin in life..
if not.. then you are welcome to the world of matrix..:)